The Best Stupid Blonde Joke Ever!

Here is one for you.

> There were two blonde girls working for the city council, one would dig a
> hole, the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked
> furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl
> filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but
> couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I
> appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the
story?
> You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again"
>
> The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a
> three-girl team, but the girl who plants the trees is sick today......
:D
 
We were at Hooters once and we were pretty lit. We apologized to the waitress, a pretty blonde, for being rude. She said it was ok and that she didnt offend easy. Well, i took that as a challenge. So...

I asked if if she had heard of the new paint color they came out with. She said no, which one. I said its called "Blonde", and i paused for a minute waited for her to think a little. Then i told her its not real bright but it spreads easy.

So next time around we had a new waitress.

Scott
 
Originally posted by IrvJr
...i told her its not real bright but it spreads easy.

So next time around we had a new waitress Scott

OMG, I was laughing out loud in my cube for a good while after reading that. People probably think I had a liquid lunch or something. Thanks for the laugh, that's just what I needed for the Friday afternoon stretch! :cool:
 
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