Your English Lesson For The Day

[WE4]

Texting
From a teacher -- short and to the point

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art
of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of
the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

I though this to be hilarious and sad but true.

 

[tbone87]

We don't get paid to be propper !! U k with that!

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[dr_frankenstein]

lol

 

[broke]

 

[TurboTGuy]

fomclol, fwiw gl2u, fml, ltrdud

 

[tbone87]

What??

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[trixdout]

Lmao. I understood it after a second read over. Pretty dam funny.


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[TurboTGuy]

What??

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That there is "text talk"........

Here goes.........

"falling off my chair laughing out loud, for what it's worth good luck to you, "f" my life, later dude."

There you have it.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Bruce,
Thank you for giving me the visual image that I'm now stuck with of just how important capitalization is.

On a side note. If you ever introduce me to your Uncle Jack, I will most likely not be shaking his hand, just to be on the safe side.

Good stuff.

Mike B.

 

[charlief1]

Bruce, if you ever introduce me to your Uncle Jack, I will most likely be shaking his, oh wait I can't post that .

Good stuff.

Mike B.

Well you are from kalifornication Mike, so there's not a lot you wouldn't do.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Well you are from kalifornication Mike, so there's not a lot of you I wouldn't want to do.

You Texans...

 

[dartguy340]

I use to have an uncle named Jack.....last name was Miehoff!

 

[6APPEAL]

LMAO

 

[dartguy340]

LMAO

I still am too!