Chuck Norris facts.

[notacarlo]

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[novaderrik]

the only "facts" i know about Chuck Norris is that he is a mediocre actor and he hangs out with Mike Huckabee.

 

["Turbo-T"]

Rule #1 about Chuck Norris, is you don't talk about Chuck Norris. :biggrin:

Chuck Norris has and can count to infinity. Twice.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he sleeps with a night light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

 

[slimtastic]

Chuck norris fully admits to creating crop circles....when asked why he would do it, he simply said "sometimes corn just needs to lay the F#%K down"

 

[slimtastic]

one time for christmas chuck norris went to an Orphanage to play santa for all the kids. he gave good children total gym's and gave the bad kids round house kicks to the face

 

[WH1_T-Type]

Do yourself a favor.

Go to google and type this into the search bar

"Find Chuck Norris"

Then select

"I'm feeling lucky"

Read the whole result.

 

[chadly]

This is all just too funny.

YouTube - Chuck Norris Facts

 

["Turbo-T"]

Some more...

Chuck Norris can chew water

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one

Chuck Norris can whistle in 14 different languages

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a banana

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul

Chuck Norris can run faster than the speed of light

Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own **** because Chuck Norris doesn't take **** from anybody

 

[Anarchy]

omg what a great way to start off a monday morning here in the office buy reading the chuck norris facts.. keep em comming guys..

 

[turboz4life]

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse. This animal is now known as the giraffe.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "the Islands."

Once, while making love in a semi-truck, some of Chuck Norris' semen escaped and found its way into the engine. This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

 

[Anarchy]

lmao...

 

[WeSS]

Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[daverr]

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

Chuck Norris does not sleep he waits.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fire.

 

[ZNix]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

They say under Chuck's beard is another fist!

 

[scrobbyd]

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys...

Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky...

Chuck Norris's goldfish was Jaws...

 

[Darkcyde]

funny part about chuck norris #1 when he said in an interview he knew bruce would own him and #2 he actually ran for governor recently.

sad part #1 and #2 are true and not one of the funny made up quotes