Better story?????????
A little embarrassed to say... but, some years ago, I stopped into a bar that I was kinda sweet on the bartender at. She was talking to some other dude that she was obviously interested in.
I had a couple of drinks and then felt the "rumbling of a massive" begin as I sat there. Nothing intense, but it was bubbling up inside me........ no doubt. It sucks getting old....
I sat at the bar trying to talk game for another half hour and then went to pee.........
Oh, dear lord........ I left that bathroom after using every bit of toilet paper, a whole sleeve of hand towels and completely going commando, my undershorts ended up in that bathroom trash can.
Oh, and I left a STANK that probably remains today, 15 years later...........
I never went back..........
I'm so ashamed?????