North of the border humor..

[Chuck Leeper]

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.


It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,


"I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."


To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."

 

[SCOOBY DOO]

Chuck, I'm up here about 90 minutes east of Toronto. It's 14 F...more than likely frozen to the line.

 

[SS/GN]

Ok now that is funny right there! Thanks for the chuckle ,Chuck

 

[Chuck Leeper]

 

[Gene Van Horn]

Hey do any "you guys up there" remember the Red Green show. Its not on here anymore but that was some dumb funny crap rite there. Im thinking buying all the episodes on cd's.

 

[SCOOBY DOO]

Hey do any "you guys up there" remember the Red Green show. Its not on here anymore but that was some dumb funny crap rite there. Im thinking buying all the episodes on cd's.

Yup...use to watch the Red Green show all the time. The Trailer Park Boys are hilarious!

 

[Gene Van Horn]

Oh yea the funniest thing ever, duct tape.