raptor truck

[jlat]

hello people; You know the truck I'm talking about? There's a guy or gal here who's got there panel outside the drivers door towards the front marked up like a war plane. He's got his kills from people walking,riding a bicycle and even a wheelchair. I guess there having fun but that's not for me.
IBBY

 

[dr_frankenstein]

huh?

 

[bishir]

huh?

Let me translate for you, I have family members from Kentucky.


"Greetings, members of the distinguished Turbo Buick community.

I presume you are aware of the vehicle in which the Ford Motor Company proudly named, "The Ford Raptor?" In days of yore, war plane pilots would remember their prey in such fashion as to adorn the sides of their warbirds with stickers each representing a victorious battle against a representative of the offending nation. Consequently, such a gentleman in my area chooses to do so in a similar fashion. Although, his warbird is not a creature of the air, it does share similar overengineered traits of the machines of mechanized combat. This ground dwelling 'Raptor' enthusisist instead adornes the side of his emperical death machine with images of people strolling, bicyclists, and the physically handicapped in their rolling apparatus. This is to insinuate his four-wheel drive, internal triple bypass shock equipped, 411 horse power bird of prey violently victimized those individuals represented by the stickers.

I assume this brings him jovial satisfaction, but alas I do not partake in such delights."

 

[jlat]

hello; That's a perfect translation.
IBBY

 

[oldsracer]

Let me translate for you, I have family members from Kentucky.


"Greetings, members of the extinguished Turbo Buick community.

I presume you are aware of the vehicle in which the Ford Motor Company proudly named, "The Ford Raptor?" In days of yore, war planes would mark their prey in such a fashion as to adorn the sides of their warbirds with stickers each representing a victorious battle between a representative of the offending nation. Consequently, such a gentleman in my area chooses to do so in a similar fashion. Although, his warbird is not a creature of the air, the name harkons to such and it remains a ground dweller. This ground dwelling 'Raptor' enthusisist instead adornes the side of his warcraft with images of people strolling, bicyclists, and the physically handicapped in their rolling apparatus. This is to insinuate his four-wheel drive, internal triple bypass shock equipped, 411 horse power bird of prey violently victimized those individuals represented by the stickers.

I assume this brings him jovial satisfaction, but alas I do not partake in such delights."

HAHAHA that is awesome

 

[bishir]

HAHAHA that is awesome

Your reply assuaged internal fears of my post being construed as ill-contrieved and I am appeased to hear of your beguilement.

 

[Jay Wicks]

Your reply assuaged internal fears of my post being construed as ill-contrieved and I am appeased to hear of your beguilement.

Let me translate for you,
Awz worried yer dander be fluffed . Ima happier than a tick on a hound y'allz cooters cozy.

 

[tb3]

I've often sat and wandered what it would be like to be a spider on the sidewalk.
just sitting there, no worries, soaking up the sun. happy to be alive.
then I thought,
what if a kid was to be walking down the sidewalk, and then stomp on me.
then I thought,
I probably wouldn't like to be a spider

 

[novaderrik]

i've thought about getting some of those stick figure family stickers that people put on the back of their minivans and putting them on my door just like the guy with the Raptor, but sadly i don't think too many people would get the joke..

 

[Rivical]

Let me translate for you, I have family members from Kentucky.


"Greetings, members of the extinguished Turbo Buick community.

I presume you are aware of the vehicle in which the Ford Motor Company proudly named, "The Ford Raptor?" In days of yore, war plane pilots would remember their prey in such fashion as to adorn the sides of their warbirds with stickers each representing a victorious battle against a representative of the offending nation. Consequently, such a gentleman in my area chooses to do so in a similar fashion. Although, his warbird is not a creature of the air, it does share similar overengineered traits of the machines of mechanized combat. This ground dwelling 'Raptor' enthusisist instead adornes the side of his emperical death machine with images of people strolling, bicyclists, and the physically handicapped in their rolling apparatus. This is to insinuate his four-wheel drive, internal triple bypass shock equipped, 411 horse power bird of prey violently victimized those individuals represented by the stickers.

I assume this brings him jovial satisfaction, but alas I do not partake in such delights."

Oh yeah?

I'm callin BS!

Aint no way you don't partake! I'm betting your version is in having a Romney/Ryan sticker on the back of your Prius !!!! lol!

 

[ttaowner]

Great thread I got a pretty good laugh out of the whole thing! Thanks guys =]

 

[GNICETRY]

Dude, that is great! I am posting some rap lyrics next