Sometimes you hit a deer
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Raymond Bunch
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I bet that vehicle will be junked/totaled....how ever that is spelled.
turbojimmy
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Extremely thorough distribution of blood and gore. The driver's seat seemed to be completely covered - i.e., there's no 'shadow' where a person would have been sitting. Do you think they ducked or something?
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No! it wasn't a DUCK! Read the story, it's a D-E-E-R :tongue:
I, too, was wondering what happened to the driver? Geeze that deer lost everything considered "inerds". Kinda looked like blood stew in the rear of the car. But if you look closely you can see the driver was definately drunk! How did I come up with that "fact"? Well, look behind the drives seat, and you'll see a couple of bottles of Diet Coke, and, as EVERYONE knows, where there's Diet Coke, there's GONNA be Bacardi Rum!
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....anyone else notice that the stomach and liver were still whole?................I'm hungry........think I have some vinison in the freezer.....
....anyone else notice that the stomach and liver were still whole?................I'm hungry........think I have some vinison in the freezer.....
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Some nasty stuff! I remember seeing that a few years back somewhere on a different site. There was a whole story on it but I can't remember. I think the driver dove to the passenger seat and slammed the brakes on just as it hit. Let's see how good you hunters are out there.. Let's see.. Looks like a lung in the back seat on the floor there next to the coke bottle.. and I think that's a liver and stomach in the back there! When I was driving a wrecker sometime ago I towed a toyota mini van that a 10pt buck jumped out in front of. It went in the front winsheild and decapitated the driver! The deer was jammed in the back cargo area with the drivers head. It was the middle of the summer. Talk about a mess!
When I was driving a wrecker sometime ago I towed a toyota mini van that a 10pt buck jumped out in front of. It went in the front winsheild and decapitated the driver! The deer was jammed in the back cargo area with the drivers head. It was the middle of the summer. Talk about a mess!Some nasty stuff! I remember seeing that a few years back somewhere on a different site. There was a whole story on it but I can't remember. I think the driver dove to the passenger seat and slammed the brakes on just as it hit. Let's see how good you hunters are out there.. Let's see.. Looks like a lung in the back seat on the floor there next to the coke bottle.. and I think that's a liver and stomach in the back there!
that was in Mass a while ago
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One of my co-workers was out for a ride on his Harley, and he had a deer jump off a 6-8 foot enbankment and land on his lap! It knocked him off the Harley and he landed on his back with this FLAILING derr on his chest. The deer had SMASHED its rib cage in on the gas tank and had punctured its lungs and had ALOT of blood pumping out of it! The guy had the wind knocked outta him and was laying there TRYING to get a breath and was trying to get the deer off of him. The flailing deer wasn't making it easy for him! A motorist had seen his Harley drive past him with NO rider, and stopped FAST knowing that there was a serious problem ahead. The driver had seen the deer leap, but because of a rise in the road, didn't see it land on my co-worker. But, he did see the Harley drive past him in the oncoming lane and KNEW there was a problem. When he got there, there was sooooo much blood that they thought my freind was gonna DIE! They were affraid to get the deer off of him. The medics showed up right away, and thought for sure he was gonna die. They were radioing all kinds of frantic messages to the base and were calling for a Life Flight helo. After a couple of harrowing moments he said they got the deer off of him and he was in fairly good shape considering. He DID bruise most of his internal "innerds" but made out MUCH better than the deer. It took him three weeks before he could even get out of bed! Man that musta HURT!
I was working at a Goodyear shop years ago and some moron brought a Dodge Aries in for an alignment but "forgot"
to tell us that he had hit a dead deer and dragged it for like 10 miles! There were guts covering the entire undercarriage and crispy, burned flesh on the exhaust. The alignment guy sold him an expensive pressure washing job before he would touch it.
to tell us that he had hit a dead deer and dragged it for like 10 miles! There were guts covering the entire undercarriage and crispy, burned flesh on the exhaust. The alignment guy sold him an expensive pressure washing job before he would touch it.turbofabricator
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I'll have to add to my story. ANOTHER crew member at work hit a COW on his Harley about 3 months ago. He was riding across a bridge and there was a black cow standing in front of him. He tried to swerve but hit its head. It broke his hand and when he laid it down the bike slid further than he did. He was sitting on his butt and he feels someone push hs head up. He turns around to see a car had locked 'em up and stopped just as it hit his head! He then sees the cow run over to his Harley and start STOMPIN' the hell outta it! A cop shows up and puts a bullet into the cow. end of the stomping story. Boy, did he hear ALL the cow jokes: Hey Jay, why didn't you just MOOOOOOve to the other lane? Where you riding a COWasaki?.......
He then sees the cow run over to his Harley and start STOMPIN' the hell outta it! A cop shows up and puts a bullet into the cow. end of the stomping story. Boy, did he hear ALL the cow jokes: Hey Jay, why didn't you just MOOOOOOve to the other lane? Where you riding a COWasaki?.......- Joined
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I'll have to add to my story. ANOTHER crew member at work hit a COW on his Harley about 3 months ago. He was riding across a bridge and there was a black cow standing in front of him. He tried to swerve but hit its head. It broke his hand and when he laid it down the bike slid further than he did. He was sitting on his butt and he feels someone push hs head up. He turns around to see a car had locked 'em up and stopped just as it hit his head!
ROTFLMAO, THAT WAS A AWESOME STORY!
Brought a few tears to my eyes!
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