Up **** creek and have some smog tests

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VadersV6

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Wife says tags are paid. Tags never show up. Ask wife again. Says she paid it. 9 months later I get something in the mail saying thanks for paying, but you get no tags, cause you didnt show proof of insurance. Ask her to handle it cause she farts around at work all day and I work mad hours. She never does. Time for 07 tags comes and I ask where they are. She says nothing came in the mail. I know its BS so I wait for her to actually take care of it. Never does. I get a ticket for expired tags. Im all over her asking her to handle this for me cause I cant get ANY time off work for this. She never does but strings me along by continuing to say she has taken care of it. Meanwhile she gets new tags for her car. I get an extension on the ticket. Well Ive been trying to get my tags done on my own. Shouldnt have taken me a year and a half to say F it and do it myself. Shame on me. I ask my wife where my proof of insurance cards are. She says she doesnt know...they never came in the mail. ****. Here we go again. I call my insurance co and they say my insurance has been expired for 3 months. Thanks wife, for telling me. Shes been handling all the bills for years and now she decides not to pay these 2 things, doesnt tell me and keeps lying about it when I ask. Then when it blows up in my face she says its my responsibility and my car. I can think of quite a few things that are her responsibility and I handle it for her. She waits till she F's it all up and then says its not her fault, but somehow her things get handled, on my paycheck...like 500 dollar phone bills, 5 coach purses, 24 pairs of shoes, tons of designer makeup she never wears, tons and tons of BS thats all on my dollar meanwhile Im wearing my 1 pair of shoes with the soles ripping off for 3 years and holes in all my shirts and I never buy ****. House payments behind, perpetually broke. Then when I ask about what she did with all my paperwork and why all her stuff is handled and not mine...when she knows thats her job. she screams at me and blames it all on me. Im getting way off track. Anyway, my insurance company says they need a copy of the title for my car. So I go to the office, open the file cabinet, and she re "organized" everything and my title is gone. There are 2 trash bags filled with unopened bills from the past year. No wonder my 800 credit score when I met her dropped to 500. never found the title. So I need a new title to get insurance. She figures out a way for me to get a new policy, temporarily until I get a new copy of the title. Meanwhile I have this ticket to take care of and its due tomorrow...been spinning my wheels for the past 2 weeks, getting nowhere cause everything got so messed up. I cant get tags now until I get a smog certificate. It hasnt been 2 years yet which makes me wonder why I need it, but regardless it would have helped had I known about this 6 months ago...but according to her, the notice never came in the mail...total BS.
So over with the bitch fest and down with the question. To pass smog, I'll need to hook my EGR valve back up. But from what I know, the extender chip shuts it off. So not only will I not get the benefit of the EGR valve being open at idle, the smog guy will send a communications message or something to every sensor to see if it responds and its working as it should, and the EGR wont respond. At least thats the way its been done on past cars. I also have cracked header #2 which I havent been able to fix....just no time. Is this an automatic fail if they see/hear this? I also have the alky injection which Im sure has to be completely ripped out. I have an LS1 MAF and a translator...not OEM. My car stinks when I fire it up and when I tap on the cat converter, it sounds hollow...makes me wonder if someone gutted it. The ticket had the option of paying without correction for 200 bucks vs 10 bucks, and Im thinking I have to do this. But I dont know if this is going to get me off the noose, or make things worse for me. The place to get the car checked out to write the ticket off is in Moreno Valley. Way too far from my house. Dammit I dont know what to do, but Im sure theres a question or 2 in here to answer. Will my car pass at all with the extender chip in there? I know the car wont pass based on the way it smells.
Do I need to get my operating temps up? Is there any chance of passing with the extender? Should I drop fuel pressure and set the translator to 10% lean at idle? I have no way of retarding timing that I know of.
 
Sounds like its time for a new wife! Lol! My gf of 10 years (I was smart enough to not get married) doesnt even know how much $ i earn. To tell you the truth i dont even know how much she earns. She is still hot like when i met her too. Must be attributed to avoiding marriage. Most of my friends wives blew up like hippos after marriage. Now that you grew your balls back be sure to get a grip on your mortgage. Ebay some of her shoes and other BS to pay the mortgage. As far as the emissions test goes, you need to get the EGR to function. It only needs to work a little. I simply took a vacuum pump and put a small amount of vacuum on the EGR valve to hold it open just a little. It only effected the idle a tiny bit, but i went through CT emissions easily with this trick. My chip didnt have EGR functions and i didnt want to change injectors. You should use a good factory type catalytic converter. At this point oyu should go through unless they see the vacuum pump under the hood:biggrin: . Keep us posted.
 
LOL....damn I know thats a long read. Im in Smog Nazi occupied california.

Ill be at HB in March. If you dont get it through by then let me know. Ill bring a known good cat with me for you to use.
 
How many think we should open a marriage counseling forum....? ;)

You are going to have to set some priorities and follow through. Her Passive aggressive behavior is killing you.

Put the EGR on there and let it work. I've talked to one person with a translator that passed in CA. Might work for you....But, I'd put it back to stock for the test. If you get on their **** list, you'll regret it.
 
Brent:
How much do you want for the wife, send picture?
I'm sorry, Brent, but I owe you 1. This post made me realize how much and why I love my cat. Gofstbuick on the smog section can probably advise you what is required to get thorough smog. I am sure that you can and / or will get the car squared away, good luck on your better half. I was feeling bad because I just got back my Calif 1st payment property tax payment as I had forgotten to stamp it so that stupid trick will cost me about $26 and here I thought that I had problems. I can only imagine how beautiful that woman must be for you to go through what you go through for her. Some guys have all the luck. J/K, hope that everything works out for you. Now I am going to hug my cat. Twice. Gonna put a recall on all of my Lonely Hearts Club e-mails, too. I will never whine again about being womanless, that's for sure.
 
Thanks for the kind words. So the translator and all that will prevent it from passing? I cant return it to stock cause I dont have stock injectors that work...thats what it would take, and I dont have the time to return it all to stock. Plus even if I put the EGR back on, it wont work because of the chip, unless I force it open like mentioned above. Wish i wouldve known 6 months ago that I needed a smog test. I need to find someone sympathetic to the PPM challenged.:(
 
Thanks for the kind words. So the translator and all that will prevent it from passing? I cant return it to stock cause I dont have stock injectors that work...thats what it would take, and I dont have the time to return it all to stock. Plus even if I put the EGR back on, it wont work because of the chip, unless I force it open like mentioned above. Wish i wouldve known 6 months ago that I needed a smog test. I need to find someone sympathetic to the PPM challenged.:(
I could send you my community cat setup if you paid for the shipping. It has passed emissions on at least 10 different TR's over here in CT and some more than once. It includes the stock downpipe,elbow,donut gasket, and a known good OE cat. I just used it on one of my polluters and went right through with it. Maybe someone else will step up and offer some good stock injectors?
 
Also, will the cracked header that can be heard from China be an automatic fail?
 
Also, will the cracked header that can be heard from China be an automatic fail?
Usually if you get a big leak and suck in O2 it will cause the blm numbers to wander a lot. Usually to the low side which is what you dont want.
 
vacuum leak will fail you. Either by the numbers or by the visual... A new cat from NAPA is about $60 or so. Also, you could order a smog chip from TT for $20.

I recently did my truck and replaced the 02, used some restore and fuel system cleaner and my "gross polluter" came out as clean as a new car...
 
do you have a different type of plate you can get? we can get a classic plate no emission just inpection. antique at 25 yrs old it requires no emission or inspection one time plate one registration fee
 
In Ga. if you don't pass you just come back after you make some repairs. Mine has an Extender, I put a temp cat on it & ran it thru inspection no problems. I've heard some say to turn the fuel press down until it stumbles, then turn it up just a bit before testing. As for visual, I've seen them look, and I'm convinced they have no interest or idea what they're looking at.
 
Where I'm at all we have is a visual on anything that isn't obdII and a safety inspection so I can't really help there. I do know that some auto stores sell some emission helpers to add to your fuel. Might be worth a try.

As far as your wife, I feel for you. BTW, I think I married her sister. :eek:
 
A couple of things,

First, I see you have MSD50s if you know someone in your area with a chip burner there is an emmission chip bin file on turbotweak.com for free

fix your header leak, you will never pass...

if a question arises about your alky injection, it's not alky, its water injection.:wink: I tell the cops and smog cops here the same

and my final point, women are evil.... I too had a practice wife that pissed all my money away,
 
Thanks for the kind words. So the translator and all that will prevent it from passing? I cant return it to stock cause I dont have stock injectors that work...thats what it would take, and I dont have the time to return it all to stock. Plus even if I put the EGR back on, it wont work because of the chip, unless I force it open like mentioned above. Wish i wouldve known 6 months ago that I needed a smog test. I need to find someone sympathetic to the PPM challenged.:(


Having spent a number of years in San Diego, I can sympathize.
Here's what I know. The Translator and LS1 Maf aren't (or shouldn't) fail you.
It's the Extender that's your problem. Get someone to burn a smog chip to match your injectors. What I used to do is take a stock GN chip, and change ONLY the injector constant. That way all smog functions will operate properly. I got through smog checks easilly in San Diego this way. Alky injection wont come into play if you just disable it. I did have to make a special turbo inlet bell for my 44 so I coul hook up the valve cover breather to look stock, and put the original oil fill adapter back on.
Everything attached to the motor has to at least look stock, especially if you're due for a "test only".
 
Well I dont have any stock hardware, and dont even know what it looks like...the tube for the pass. side valve cover to the intake tube, and the drivers side breather cap. All I have is K&N style breathers. So thats another thing I have to deal with?
As for the wife, I should have got a wifeFax before getting married. :mad:
 
A "FemaleFax" would cover any future girl friend, mistress, wife, etc.
 
alky injection should not matter, because water vapor injection systems are items not of concern. Like TurboDave says, get an emissions chip burned to allow your EGR to function properly and put your EGR valve back on with the corrected vacuum hose routing to the solenoid.
 
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