Anyone heard this?
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Here's a better one:
(Best if told in a thick accent)
In a little pub in the Scottish countyside, a single man sits at the bar in the otherwise empty building. After an hour of silence, he looks up at the bartender (who is just counting ceiling tiles) and says," You know the stone wall that separates all of our lands in these parts? I built that with my bare hands, with no help from none of ya.......but do they call me 'MacGregor the wall builder'? NO!"and looks back down into his drink. After another couple of minutes, he looks up again and says," You know the old pier, down on the loch? I built that with my bare hands, it took me nearly a year.......but does anybody call me 'MacGregor the pier-builder? NO!". Slowly, he takes a sip of his beer, looks the bartender right in the eye, and with a lower tone says:
.......but ya f*** ONE goat.....
(Best if told in a thick accent)
In a little pub in the Scottish countyside, a single man sits at the bar in the otherwise empty building. After an hour of silence, he looks up at the bartender (who is just counting ceiling tiles) and says," You know the stone wall that separates all of our lands in these parts? I built that with my bare hands, with no help from none of ya.......but do they call me 'MacGregor the wall builder'? NO!"and looks back down into his drink. After another couple of minutes, he looks up again and says," You know the old pier, down on the loch? I built that with my bare hands, it took me nearly a year.......but does anybody call me 'MacGregor the pier-builder? NO!". Slowly, he takes a sip of his beer, looks the bartender right in the eye, and with a lower tone says:
.......but ya f*** ONE goat.....
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Dceptcn, you are really sick dude,,,,,,, I love it. Are you my long lost brotha? LMAO, Mark
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What do you call Michael Jackson performing with the Vienna Boy's Choir?
Group sex
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UFB how fast they get this stuff out - got this a day or two ago - funny stuff:
Q: How do you know it's time to go to bed at neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
and one more.....
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.
Q: How do you know it's time to go to bed at neverland ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
and one more.....
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.
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