I'm so sorry, but I just have to say that after read that it made my laugh. Let me get this right. You are looking for a mechanic in Mechanicsville........sorry but I just couldn't help it.
I know EXACTLY what your going through. I wanted to look at one today ( 87 GN )but my friend who knows all about them, wasn't avalible. I might go tommorrow. Good Luck to you and no hard feelings.......................................................................Joe