How to keep the muslim terrorists from hijacking the american air lines

["Turbo-T"]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sa les and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips including lap dances and 'special services.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

[Madcat455]

LMAO!!!!

Nice:biggrin:

 

[GNBRETT]

Here is way to make them a little safer. Too expensive for the airline business but I would pay a little extra for a little more security.

Israeli's EL AL Airline has SAM Protection Defences for Airliners

And of course EA AL has visible armed guards. America would unfortunately need another hi-jacking to move up to armed guards with M4's. Heaven forbid we offend someone...

 

[Whut]

Heaven forbid we offend someone...

I was just going to say that. The US has gone soft, people are offended by the slightest thing and the government seems to bend over backwards for the offendee. Half naked women on airplanes?? Some mother in Iowa that hasnt been on a plane since 1982 would be up in arms about it and get a bunch of other lemmings together to stop it before it even started.

We have these Bikini Bistros out here. Small coffee shops with good looking women selling coffee in either a bikini or pasties. The places were making money hand over fist but wouldnt you know, someone had to come in and complain because a kid might see them. The owner stood up for the business and agreed the women could no longer wear pasties and now have to be in bikinis only.

 

[Boost231]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sa les and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips including lap dances and 'special services.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

 

[wile87]

what the heck brought this up? i'll tell you what, if i ever do get on a plane to fly again with the way thier f**king everyone with any extra penny they can get, believe me i am not about to give some half naked broad sh*t to bring me a $5 soda.sounds like you had a bad exp. lately and are venting. i want to see boobs i'll go to hooters. as far as terrioist, they are the biggest perv's there are if were talking about mid easterns. it might even get ya blown up faster

 

["Turbo-T"]

It was just a joke wile. :wink:

 

[DAILYFLOGGER]

Problem solved years ago NSFW