Smack

[ChrisCairns]

K...we need some smack talk pre Woodburn.

After I whomp on Gene, I'm going to kick Len's butt, then show Dennis and perhaps even Paul (S2 from Vegas) who is King.



I will own them all.

(Gene, I have an appointment for Aug 4.)

 

[TurboSlacker]

...and then Chris woke up

Just remember to put your pants on this time so the tech will allow you to race

 

[DEL]

Chris & all, this seemed like the appropriate thread to announce that we now have a Hooters restaurant here in Portland. Its near a couple other "entertainment" establishments.

All are about 40 minutes from the track.

I'm not sure if all Hooters restaurants are like this one, but they have a server for almost every table...the service is truly excellent, and of course the scenery is stunning also.

I'm sure there are hookers here, but I'm not sure where...I'll do some checking for you Chris.

If theres a stock block at TTV that run's quicker than Len I'll eat my hat.

 

[geno]

Chris are you drunk again LOL
I think we all will be trying to catch Len this year

 

[ChrisCairns]

It's the hardest thing in the world to get Buick guys talking smack.

As for Len.....

I'll be so far in front of him at half track that he'll think his car has stopped and he'll get out to see why.

 

[DEL]

>It's the hardest thing in the world to get Buick guys talking smack.

You said it Chris, there are a lot of "gentlemen" in the Buick community. I play in the V8 Buick crowd, and they all seem to be good sportsmen too.

 

[ChrisCairns]

We just have to make it funny, not serious.

Checkout Chitownracing for serious. Those guys get real ugly and I don't know how they even can face each other at the track without shots being exchanged after what they all say to each other.

Ah well, back to working on my 15 second daily. I'm trying to get it into the 16's with some extra work.

 

[volvoman]

Funny?

I will take you guys all out. I just ran a 13.83 @ 102 at pir on sat. I had 225/50/17s with 24# of air. LOL For my birthday I am getting some mickeys street drags I have been running with the original stock springs. I hope to have the new ones on before ttv. I was wondering why my rpm only would go to 4500 LOL

I think I have a crack in my headers. I welded them up but I guess it cracked in another place. I think this time I will tig weld them. IF all goes well I should see 12 s

 

[WFO]

The real question is,how many of the '87 guys are gonna be slower than the hotair turd?

 

[TurboSlacker]

The real question is,how many of the '87 guys are gonna be slower than the hotair turd?

...hummmm, going to be close with my 87GN on radials. Hope to run mid 12's at 110mph, but traction is definitely going to be an issue.

Your hot turd can really fly!!

 

[volvoman]

Pictures

Sure hope I can fix all the stuff before the 30th this should be a blast.

 

[geno]

Ah well, back to working on my 15 second daily. I'm trying to get it into the 16's with some extra work. [/B][/QUOTE]

You have to be kidding thats all the faster your stage car can run and you want to race. My daily driver runs 9,s and ive been driving it daily because some used car salesmen ripped me off for $3000.00 I think you need to bolt that 88 turbo on your stock block so we can watch you pitch the hindge,s out the side of your block trying to keep up. Didnt you spend most of your time at turbo thunder last year working on your stage 2 car trying to run with the stock block cars? That was you with the car that said the yawn shop right...

Hehe You asked for it so i gave you a little LOL

 

[TurboSlacker]

Josh,
After hearing about your loss to a Z06 on the highway, I'm embarrassed to even line up next to you.

Tune, tune, tune...

 

[JP87GN]

Originally posted by TurboSlacker
Josh,
After hearing about your loss to a Z06 on the highway, I'm embarrassed to even line up next to you.

Tune, tune, tune...

Why you gotta bring that up? I could put 20k more into my car and still wouldn't have paid as much. I bet i'd spank him then.

 

[TurboSlacker]

I could put 20k more into my car and still wouldn't have paid as much. I bet i'd spank him then.

For only a couple more hundred bucks getting alky injection and extender chip you're going to spank him next time! Tuning is free knowledge and readily available.

 

[ChrisCairns]

Originally posted by geno

You have to be kidding thats all the faster your stage car can run and you want to race. My daily driver runs 9,s and ive been driving it daily because some used car salesmen ripped me off for $3000.00 I think you need to bolt that 88 turbo on your stock block so we can watch you pitch the hindge,s out the side of your block trying to keep up. Didnt you spend most of your time at turbo thunder last year working on your stage 2 car trying to run with the stock block cars? That was you with the car that said the yawn shop right...

Hehe You asked for it so i gave you a little LOL [/B]

Excellent Gene, 'bout time you joined in. I laughed my ass off and without my ass I'll pick up a tenth.

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Hmmm, a 9 second car. In the 1/8th, right?

Just consider the $3000 a gift to me. I've already sold the car for another $3000 but the S.O.B. took the car with him. Damn thief.

Ah, yawnshop huh....that's closer than your reading challenged thoughts of last year when you thought it said Pornshop and you kept trying to buy some blowup toys from me. I won't tell anyone that you were asking for the toys in extra small sizes though.

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Well I'm gittin' antsy. I can't wait to show you guys my new secret weapon. No, not a Jato rocket, that was too slow.

 

[geno]

You will need to go faster than Terrys Minivan before any of us will run you. Terry is going to kick some 109 block ass this year and i cant wait to see it

 

[geno]

I say the minivan takes you out first round

 

[LV GN]

Originally posted by ChrisCairns
It's the hardest thing in the world to get Buick guys talking smack.

As for Len.....

I'll be so far in front of him at half track that he'll think his car has stopped and he'll get out to see why.

well? that didnt happen!!