Tony Baloni
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- Joined
- Aug 11, 2002
So youse Pinion snubbahs have been missin ole’ Tony, eh? Well whooze could blame ya. Lemme tell yuz whats been happenin…My GN’s been runnen a bit rough soez I hooked up my scan tool an took
her out. Well I pull up to dis red light an dare I am mindin’ my own beeze waxcheckin my BLM’s BLT’s an what not, when who should pull up by me but dah boy wondahhimself in da Batmobile. Well he’s got da caped crusadah’s cah all riced out. Stickers, Faht pipe, I mean dis ting looks more bizarre dan Janet Renos’ lingerie collection, Den…BANGO! Dah light turnt green an he’s got da jump on me by a couple a cah lengths. So we’re flyin’down dis road an’ suddenly I seez up ahead dis old lady wit a walker crossin dah road.Well Robin does some pretty fine drivin and whips outta his lane just in time and goes around her. I gotta admit it wuz pretty nifty. Well now she’s in my lane , but unfortunately for her Ize got ta
make up some time soez I just flatten da old crone, at around, I dunno, Eighty miles an owah.
Well now I’m side ta side wit da Boy Wundah an Ize can seeze he’s in total shock as I nudge a little ahead. I wouldah killed him if it weren’t for my GN runnin’ rough, youze knows. So in ordah to lengthin my lead I get his attention an’ as he looks at me, I nail him right in da puss wit a 10-foot blast a hornet spray. Well, next ting I knows he’s grabbin’ his eyes an’ screamin’ and da Batmobile goes outta control, swerves off da road down dis embankment an’ runs ovah a bunch a kids from, I tink da Saint Agnes School for blind crippled orphans wit terminal cancer, who were havin’ a picnic outside. Hey, when yer numbahs up, yuz numbahs up. Welcome to da dark side, Greyson…
http://home.rochester.rr.com/tonybaloni
her out. Well I pull up to dis red light an dare I am mindin’ my own beeze waxcheckin my BLM’s BLT’s an what not, when who should pull up by me but dah boy wondahhimself in da Batmobile. Well he’s got da caped crusadah’s cah all riced out. Stickers, Faht pipe, I mean dis ting looks more bizarre dan Janet Renos’ lingerie collection, Den…BANGO! Dah light turnt green an he’s got da jump on me by a couple a cah lengths. So we’re flyin’down dis road an’ suddenly I seez up ahead dis old lady wit a walker crossin dah road.Well Robin does some pretty fine drivin and whips outta his lane just in time and goes around her. I gotta admit it wuz pretty nifty. Well now she’s in my lane , but unfortunately for her Ize got ta
make up some time soez I just flatten da old crone, at around, I dunno, Eighty miles an owah.
Well now I’m side ta side wit da Boy Wundah an Ize can seeze he’s in total shock as I nudge a little ahead. I wouldah killed him if it weren’t for my GN runnin’ rough, youze knows. So in ordah to lengthin my lead I get his attention an’ as he looks at me, I nail him right in da puss wit a 10-foot blast a hornet spray. Well, next ting I knows he’s grabbin’ his eyes an’ screamin’ and da Batmobile goes outta control, swerves off da road down dis embankment an’ runs ovah a bunch a kids from, I tink da Saint Agnes School for blind crippled orphans wit terminal cancer, who were havin’ a picnic outside. Hey, when yer numbahs up, yuz numbahs up. Welcome to da dark side, Greyson…
http://home.rochester.rr.com/tonybaloni
