1) Thou shall not argue with a Viper owner,for they are always right
2) Viper owners are better than you...period
3) If you own a viper, you must have a huge co$k
4) All viper owners are offsprings of John Force
5) It doesn't matter if your car is faster, you don't own a viper
6) On the 7th day, god created the viper, on the 8th day, god created viper owners
7) Viper owners can kick Chuck Norris' butt
8) If you don't own a viper, you must be poor/white trash/ignorant
9) More cylinders = faster car...period
10) Dyno sheets > Time slips
Have we forgotten any?
2) Viper owners are better than you...period
3) If you own a viper, you must have a huge co$k
4) All viper owners are offsprings of John Force
5) It doesn't matter if your car is faster, you don't own a viper
6) On the 7th day, god created the viper, on the 8th day, god created viper owners
7) Viper owners can kick Chuck Norris' butt
8) If you don't own a viper, you must be poor/white trash/ignorant
9) More cylinders = faster car...period
10) Dyno sheets > Time slips
Have we forgotten any?