10 rules to get along with the VIPER community....

[IEATV8S]

1) Thou shall not argue with a Viper owner,for they are always right
2) Viper owners are better than you...period
3) If you own a viper, you must have a huge co$k
4) All viper owners are offsprings of John Force
5) It doesn't matter if your car is faster, you don't own a viper
6) On the 7th day, god created the viper, on the 8th day, god created viper owners
7) Viper owners can kick Chuck Norris' butt
8) If you don't own a viper, you must be poor/white trash/ignorant
9) More cylinders = faster car...period
10) Dyno sheets > Time slips

Have we forgotten any?

 

[Evans Ward]

With the possible exceptions of #'s 4 and 9, this could also apply also to most Corvette owners. Just substitute Corvette for Viper.

 

[cold85]

Here is a good link on viper owners
Douchebag Viper owners. WOW. Read this shit. - HorsepowerJunkies.com Forums

 

[KevinB]

Could also go for the Supra owners with exception of the more cylinders

 

[XLR8]

I don't know. There were a dozen Vipers at the track last night and none seemed like jerks. A silver TT Viper ran around an 11.3 at 135 mph. That's really moving considering my track is at 5800'.

 

[The Blob]

With the possible exceptions of #'s 4 and 9, this could also apply also to most Corvette owners. Just substitute Corvette for Viper.

The difference is that on the 7th day God really did make the Corvette.

 

[UNGN]

I don't know. There were a dozen Vipers at the track last night and none seemed like jerks. A silver TT Viper ran around an 11.3 at 135 mph. That's really moving considering my track is at 5800'.

It seems 90% of Viper owners have never been to a track.

My neighbor has had one for 6 years and maybe put 1000 miles on it, none in anger.

If that was Bob David's Silver TT Viper, it is bad ass. He went 167 in the 1/2 mile at Arnold, Nebraska this year (880 HP/960 ft-lbs of Torque)

 

[BlackMetal]

Haha I'd have to agree based on only one thing, the one Viper owner I know personally is a lying, cheating, annoying piece of garbage, so he fits the bill perfectly.

 

[turbosam6]

Heh, I drive a vette now and am thinking about getting a Viper.

But yeah, alot of those guys are pricks. There was one at a local car show here a few weeks ago and he wouldn't race me. He started his car every 10 minutes and rev'd the wee out of it. No one was impressed.

 

[chopped39]

I guy i know has a svs viper twin turbo . I dont know how fast it is. I have never seen it run but you know its gotta be fast.he is pretty cool guy too.He also has a 05 murcialago.I dont think that is spelled right.that car just looks fast. it also has upgrades .

 

[turbojimmy]

Here is a good link on viper owners
Douchebag Viper owners. WOW. Read this ****. - HorsepowerJunkies.com Forums

Somewhere in those 34 pages the GNs got dragged in. There' a comment on page 34 about GNs, OAKLEY decals and sunglasses.

Nice people, those Viper folks . My uncle has 2 of them and I'm happy to report that his personality hasn't been tainted as a result. I considered buying a black one he had about a year or two ago, but I'd have to have sold the Buick. Wasn't worth it.

Jim

 

[tommynos]

Somewhere in those 34 pages the GNs got dragged in. There' a comment on page 34 about GNs, OAKLEY decals and sunglasses.

Nice people, those Viper folks . My uncle has 2 of them and I'm happy to report that his personality hasn't been tainted as a result. I considered buying a black one he had about a year or two ago, but I'd have to have sold the Buick. Wasn't worth it.

Jim

ya i got in and played a bit with them and told them what my little v6 would do to the viper that started that...then i got them confussed with some street talk that they are still trying to understand...then i was banned after about 5 post,but it was fun...

i was hoping for some of them to come over to my forum and play,we have a few good mods that like to play:biggrin: we edit well.....im the idiot they are talking about...lol

those viper guys were really rude to that new guy...

 

[turbojimmy]

those viper guys were really rude to that new guy...

Yeah, they're entitled to their own way of policing their board but it was a pretty crappy way to treat the guy. It's not like he went in there throwing his TA around right off the bat.

I'm a firm believer in karma - they'll get theirs some day when they least expect it.

Jim

 

[turbosam6]

Be careful smack talking too many Viper guys. Vipers are like every other late model car, you don't know how fast it is till its too late. Those turbo'd and blown Vipers are NASTY. The 7.98 record holder is FS right now, $150,000. I would be all over it if it wasn't for not having $150,000. There are some scary pump gas Vipers running around.....

That being said, I love messing with those guys. I can't wait to catch the few running around here at a light in my Z. Its gonna make their 12" E-penis' shrink.....

 

[tommynos]

Be careful smack talking too many Viper guys. Vipers are like every other late model car, you don't know how fast it is till its too late. Those turbo'd and blown Vipers are NASTY. The 7.98 record holder is FS right now, $150,000. I would be all over it if it wasn't for not having $150,000. There are some scary pump gas Vipers running around.....

That being said, I love messing with those guys. I can't wait to catch the few running around here at a light in my Z. Its gonna make their 12" E-penis' shrink.....

man your right about being too late...i was on the way to the track with my gn and it runs 11s,as i was on the interstate a viper is in my mirror,i floor it and that son of a beatch flew to the left of me and blew by me the tag said "u lost":biggrin: when he went by i heard the blow off valve over my motor...they still are butt lickers

 

[darkred87T]

Here is a good link on viper owners
Douchebag Viper owners. WOW. Read this ****. - HorsepowerJunkies.com Forums

Wow, what a bunch of high class folks on that board.

 

[need boost]

I have been watching that board myself and I think that 90 percent of them probley do NOT own a viper at all. All mouth and rude like teenage punks. We have several people on here that do not have GNs and I have never seen them treated like that!! I quess we are not worthy since we only have slow v6 cars lol. Daniel Ray