lyonsd
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A Pirate walks into a Bar...
and orders a bottle of rum. The bartender noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a dirty patch over one of his eyes. The bartender, overcome with curiosity about life on treacherous seas, decides to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. So he asks the pirate, "How did you lose your hand?"
The pirate responded, "I lost me hand in a battle off the coast of Jamaica! I killed me 14 men that day though."
His new acquaintance, now impressed, was still curious about the other injuries, so he asked, "What about your leg? Did you lose that during the same battle?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys when I was diving for dead man's treasure."
Finally, the bartender asked, "I noticed you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I were digging for buried treasure on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye."
The bartender, expecting another gory response, confusedly asks, "How could a little seagull crap cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "ARRRRRRRRR, It was me first day with the hook!"
and orders a bottle of rum. The bartender noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a dirty patch over one of his eyes. The bartender, overcome with curiosity about life on treacherous seas, decides to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. So he asks the pirate, "How did you lose your hand?"
The pirate responded, "I lost me hand in a battle off the coast of Jamaica! I killed me 14 men that day though."
His new acquaintance, now impressed, was still curious about the other injuries, so he asked, "What about your leg? Did you lose that during the same battle?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys when I was diving for dead man's treasure."
Finally, the bartender asked, "I noticed you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I were digging for buried treasure on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye."
The bartender, expecting another gory response, confusedly asks, "How could a little seagull crap cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "ARRRRRRRRR, It was me first day with the hook!"
