A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant
> to the United States . He stops the first person he sees
> walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr.
> American for letting me in this country , giving me
> housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free
> education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am
> Mexican.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. '
> Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
> America !'
>
> The person says, 'I not American, I
> Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
> sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for
> the wonderful America !'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from
> Middle East , I am not American!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an
> American?'
>
> She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the
> Americans?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and
> says...'Probably at work!'
> to the United States . He stops the first person he sees
> walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr.
> American for letting me in this country , giving me
> housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free
> education!'
>
> The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am
> Mexican.'
>
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby. '
> Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
> America !'
>
> The person says, 'I not American, I
> Vietnamese.'
>
> The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
> sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for
> the wonderful America !'
>
> That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from
> Middle East , I am not American!'
>
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an
> American?'
>
> She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the
> Americans?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and
> says...'Probably at work!'
