My car was attacked!

[scottyb]

Yesterday morning I walked out to find this tragedy. A precise attack by a squadron of fine feathered friends, specifically on the hood and windshield. Mind you there are no trees, power lines, or roof edges directly above hissin' buford, only clear blue sky. The rest of the car was spotless! What did I do to deserve this?!

 

[TurboV6Sonoma]

That is so funny

 

[BLACK6PACK]

We all know birds can be pretty smart. I actually think its the teenage bird gangs that cruise around the sky and look for shiney black cars to bomb. I don't know what this world is coming to, where are those birds parents?

I have a silver z28, red eagle and black gn sitting in the driveway, and the gn will get hit with 4-5 bombs and the 2 other cars wont be touched!

 

[Raymond Bunch]

Originally posted by RyansGNdoes10s
That is so funny

I Second that That is some seriously, funny $#it

 

[klrv6]

Import birds

They were real small with giant wings, going real slow You should have been able to hear them.

BWaaaaaaaaaaaaa BWaaaaaaaaaaaaa BWaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[$1987 GN$]

I don't know which is worse the moisture in side your car or the bird crap on the window hood.

AJ

 

[DCEPTCN]

Although I feel your pain, I will point out the upside; have you ever seen it when this is done by geese?

 

[Drac0nic]

Sounds like it's time to get the pellet gun out. Be sure you don't shoot em when they're above your car though! To take a line from Married With Children "The colonel's here!"

 

[Tom Tom Turbo]

have you ever noticed that black cars always have white bird crap on them, but light colored cars get the dark $hit on them? This is crazy, can birds choose the color of poo?

 

[turbosam6]

Thats nothing. One time my work truck got $hit on by a teradactal (sp). I swear to god, I come out to go to work, and my hood and windsheild were covered by one huge bird crap. Not several droppings, but one giant doodoo. I wish I owned a camera at that time, it had to be some kind of record. It was so bad I had to get a garden hose out and scrape the poop off just to drive to work, it must have sat 2" off the hood. Amazing I tell ya.

 

[scottyb]

Originally posted by $1987 GN$
I don't know which is worse the moisture in side your car or the bird crap on the window hood.

AJ

The moisture is on the outside.

 

[phillyturbosix]

A) I'd kill any bird in the area for the next 3 months with toxic bird food and double barrel shot gun

B) Be glad you were not this poor SOB!!!!

HOLY POOP!

 

[AZ Vic]

Back when I had my mint 90 iroc, I had just finished the weekly detail and parked it at the shop I was staying at in Tucson. Not 1 minute after I parked it, a bird nailed it. I started looking around, and they were every where!

I drove straight to wally mart and picked up a pellet gun w/ a scope. Took it back to the shop and dialed the scope in. Then I proceeded with an all day assault on the bastards. I must have killed about 30 on the first day on the power lines that ran over the alley behind our shop.

I did this the next day as well and finally kind of thinned them out a little. Or at least, got it where they would not come around as much.

Well, about 3 days later, the alley started to really reek BAD. It was really bad for about a week till it got cleaned up