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JRSGN said:
>>> Wow Chris, Otto was right, That is your brother in the video :D .. You guys should be perfect in BG this year.

I'm so hurt.

How soon you forget that at last year's WCN's I took you under my proverbial wing and got you your first cigar, first drink of whiskey, and your first hooker. Insulting me is how you repay my kindness??

Now I can tell you the truth though....

The cigar .... a genuine copy of a phony Cuban, hand rolled by someone with oozing warts, and imported straight from Juan's Mortuary and Cigar Factory in Mexico.

The Whiskey ... you said it was smoother than the hooker's thighs. Well it should be after it was filtered by MY kidneys. Hey, it was cheaper than buying you a whiskey and it was the same color.

The Hooker ... I only had to pay half price for your hooker .... she charged based on the length of your Mr. Wiggly.

(Sorry I can't kick your ass in person in BG ... I ain't going this year.) :frown:
 
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