retards and racing.

[denn454]

i was crusing down the the sonic in my friends t-type a while back, uncaped of corse. so at a light a civic pulls up next to us, riced out slow and the curious style, so we look over at him and give him a rev (have to love the turbo sound with an open downpipe) he rolls down the window looks at us like we just called the pope jewish, and says "i don't race on the street, i race online"

i respect the decision to not race on the street, very smart choice, but to rice out your car to that extent.... and i race online??? that got a laugh out of us. i notice i say this online.... it was still funny.

 

[FWD turbo]

I race online.

That's got to be one of the funniest things I've heard.

 

[Googs]

I race online.

He must have known he would have had his a$$ handed to him.

 

[XLR8]

Online he has a 10 second Fast & Furious machine. On the street (or track) it turns into a 17 second slug.

 

[Welby]

LOL, sounds like he has a good sense of humor

 

[19GN86]

Never heard that one before, hahaha...

Heard plenty of other funny stuff though. The one in my signature was at the track last week with the dump open.