roadhead can kill

[Vendor Defendor]

woman was not driver of fatal crash

ths sucky part is my name is Neil, and my Girlfriend is Heather... uh oh

 

[2quiktocare]

I heard about this yesterday Neil. The female prosecutor said even though the guy had his pants down at the time of the accident, it doesn't mean she was performing a Lewinsky on him and that she was the driver. The prosecutor claims the guy may have been mooning, or going potty out the door, or any number of things. Just what part of reality can't this public servant not understand? It says a lot of her own sex life I think.
Still way too funny to even think about even though it was such a tragic ending. Could of ended up like the guy in the World According to Garp.

Mark

 

[84GNPILE]

"if ya gotta go, then go with a smile"!!


When it's my time- That's how I want to go, or maybe a heart attack in the bedroom if ya know what I mean

 

[Craig Smith]

She's obviously struggling to come up with an explanation:

"His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."

So who here cures the flu by whipping out your johnson while riding around town in the Mercedes? Does it work? Apparently I've been missing out all these years!