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ChrisCairns

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I get very few virii....in fact I can't ever remember getting one. Mind you I don't open many email with attachments plus I still use Win 98.

I do get LOTS of spam wanting to sell me Viagra. And lately I've been getting tons of email to sell me errr, ahhh, penis enlargement pills.

First....what makes them think I need an enlargement? (I do, but what makes them think that?)

Second....how do they know this? (I've searched my bathroom for cameras...none.)

Anyone else the recipient of this type of email? Or am I the official TB.com "lil feller?":D
 
stop browsing porn websites that is how they get your IP and email address thus the email spam. :D
 
huh? i hope you are kidding! they don't know your size...they just send it randomly to people...when you get such emails just put them on your "block" list...
 
I get them all the time too. :(

Must be a Windows 98 thing. ;)

'Cause Big Al don't need no help. :D
 
Originally posted by ChrisCairns
I get very few virii....in fact I can't ever remember getting one. Mind you I don't open many email with attachments plus I still use Win 98.

I do get LOTS of spam wanting to sell me Viagra. And lately I've been getting tons of email to sell me errr, ahhh, penis enlargement pills.

First....what makes them think I need an enlargement? (I do, but what makes them think that?)

Second....how do they know this? (I've searched my bathroom for cameras...none.)

Anyone else the recipient of this type of email? Or am I the official TB.com "lil feller?":D

Maybe Chuck's messing with you?:D
 
I get them all the time. I figured it was from one of the boards that I subscribed to. Oh well, it makes me feel better having atleast one thing in my inbox everyday:)
 
First....what makes them think I need an enlargement? (I do, but what makes them think that?)

Does your wife use the computer at all??:D ;)
 
Originally posted by ChrisCairns
II do get LOTS of spam wanting to sell me Viagra. And lately I've been getting tons of email to sell me errr, ahhh, penis enlargement pills.

First....what makes them think I need an enlargement? (I do, but what makes them think that?)

Second....how do they know this? (I've searched my bathroom for cameras...none.)

Anyone else the recipient of this type of email? Or am I the official TB.com "lil feller?":D

What I want to know is, if I need Viagra and a penis enlargement so badly, why do I still get tons of "sexy young girls eager to meet YOU!" emails? :D These marketers must not share email lists! :eek:
 
Kendall knows

Yea, Kendall can tell you all about that stuff. He was telling me the other day how he
ordered his Viagra online to please all the girls
ordered his penis enlargement pills cause to the girls, size matters!
made his appointment for his breast enlargement for the Bi girlfriends
lowered his mortgage to afford all the new pills
bought his wife a pony, it's out in the back yard...ain't goin there!
but he said he's gonna give up all of this once he helps Sheik Ramalamadingdongishkabiblle, the crown prince of lower outer slabovia get his $39 Million dollars into this country.:D :D :D
 
SPAM??

Chris.. you should know by now that your favorite "bovine beauty" from BG is computer literate!!!:p :p
 
True funny story

Friend of mine was taking Trim Spa, a weight loss pill. At the same time he ordered a bottle of that elongate stuff advertised on radio, but didn't tell his wife about it. Took the labels off the bottles so no one would know otherwise.

Few weeks later he realized his supply was depleting faster than he was taking it.

:confused:

When he asked his wife about it, she said "Oh yeah, I told my girlfriend she could try some of your weight loss stuff".

She had been taking the elongate :D
 
Re: True funny story

Originally posted by irockwithdirt
Friend of mine was taking Trim Spa, a weight loss pill. At the same time he ordered a bottle of that elongate stuff advertised on radio, but didn't tell his wife about it. Took the labels off the bottles so no one would know otherwise.

Few weeks later he realized his supply was depleting faster than he was taking it.

:confused:

When he asked his wife about it, she said "Oh yeah, I told my girlfriend she could try some of your weight loss stuff".

She had been taking the elongate :D

...and I'm guessing the "little man in the boat" is getting taller? :D
 
Elongate this!!

Mac said:
...and I'm guessing the "little man in the boat" is getting taller?

actually her boobs are now down to her waist, and she's only 19!!:eek: :eek: :p
 
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