Take off your turbo and race me

progress1vebmx

Asian man #1
Joined
Dec 7, 2002
Ricer - Yeah, this 15-16 second STOCK Acura Legend will keep up with you.
Me - Uh....you wish
Ricer - It's quick
Me - No it's not. My car is quick, or FAST.
Ricer - Take off your turbo and it won't be fast.
Me - Take off my turbo and my car won't run..
Ricer - ...Your car is only fast because of the turbo.
Me - Thank you captain obvious.

So, the guy wants me to make my car slower so it's a fair race. I guess I should take that as a compliment?
 
Originally posted by progress1vebmx
Ricer - Yeah, this 15-16 second STOCK Acura Legend will keep up with you.
Me - Uh....you wish
Ricer - It's quick
Me - No it's not. My car is quick, or FAST.
Ricer - Take off your turbo and it won't be fast.
Me - Take off my turbo and my car won't run..
Ricer - ...Your car is only fast because of the turbo.
Me - Thank you captain obvious.

So, the guy wants me to make my car slower so it's a fair race. I guess I should take that as a compliment?

Do you have a stock turbo??

I would find it somewhat reasonable (although still a cry-baby excuse) to say you have an upgraded turbo. But to ask you to take your car to SUB factory levels is outright ricer whining!
 
I don't even understand that guys reasoning. The turbo is part of the set-up.
I suppose you should take it as a compliment...
Then again there is the old adage: Never argue with a moron, others may not be able to tell the difference between the two of you.
 
they think a turbo is unfair, although it is a factory set-up

a variable valve timed, dual overhead cam, 11:1 compression ratio engine with 4:10 gears is unfair

tell him he can turbo his legend, if you can get a stage block...sounds fair to me:)
 
We have a saying around these parts for those little weasels:


"Run what ya brung and hope ya brought enough.......":D
 
Tell him......NO CRYBABIES!!!!!!

We're certainly not the fastest things out there but you don't hear us crying about the SBC and Mustake guys adding single and dual turbos to their V8's.....if ya can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch w/ their high dollar 4 bangers and stop whinning ;)

as said above....Run what'cha Brung!!!!
 
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