Alien Spotter's Guide

[Two Lane]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=54603

 

[Vendor Defendor]

boca raton... they probably were in that antrax building....

 

[lyonsd]

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Algore was born.

 

[T-top87GN]

OH CRAP!! I *AM* an alien!

 

[smallv6]

Aliens do not understand Earth's sense of humor. Forget what you saw on Mork and Mindy. Aliens find it difficult to understand laughter -- even a simple knock-knock joke can throw them completely off. They might laugh at inappropriate times -- like during a funeral -- or stare blankly at the funniest jokes.

Unless of course they see the above website and read this statement.