Anyrooms for rent in Central Fl?

[Junior Samples]

My knees cant take the cold any longer and its only 2 weeks in.

I dont snore.

I'M ugly enough to scare the neighbor you dont like.

Fluent in Spanish...as long as I'M reading from a Taco Bell menu.

I'LL rewire your house with all 14-2 and 20 amp fuses

I'LL paint it with my new Ronco edgeOmatic and power painter.

And my plumbing only requires 2...yes thats 2 trips to the hardware store and not 3 that most need.

Please somebody shoot me IM cold!