Bad Luck just keeps on following me...

[THE BLACK MAMBA]

Let me start off by saying my luck suck yesterday...Well i wanted to take the GN for a test ride so i hop in try to start it...no start just kept turning...sign one...well thats funny it just started for me a few times before..tried again no start...sign two...well finally got it fired up then proceed to back out the driveway then boom....what was that..i just hit something, my wife cousin truck was parked in the driveway which i did not see due to the steep driveway just using the side mirrors....Well i apologized and offerto pay for the damage she said thats ok...final my test drive begin, took the car around the block stop at the gas station then made it back home..well as i was backing in the gargage i notice some smoke coming from the hood, i thought it was oil from my vavle covers from me testing my stall converter...went to raise the hood there it was a ball of fire by my ac box...the only luck that i had was at home when the fire started not on my test run...so i put the fire out with the water hose....back the car in the garage then went inside and had a few beers...this car has been bad luck since day one....