Calling Jim Rome, Italy...and Otto Pernukiwoskier

[ChrisCairns]

Hey Plateass & Auto,

We're going back to Vegas for the PSCA races November 18th to 20th.

Len says you can stay at his place again as long as you remember the toilet training he taught you. (Sit ON the toilet, not IN it.)

You coming???

 

[Buicksx2]

Jim Rome aka Platehead ain't gettin no permission slip to go out twice in less than two months trust me

 

[ChrisCairns]

Originally posted by Buicksx2
Jim Rome aka Platehead ain't gettin no permission slip to go out twice in less than two months trust me

Hahahahaha.

I thought I'd try since he told me he wore the dress in the family.

 

[JRSGN]

Hey Plateass & Auto,

We're going back to Vegas for the PSCA races November 18th to 20th.

Len says you can stay at his place again as long as you remember the toilet training he taught you. (Sit ON the toilet, not IN it.)

You coming???

>>> Ohhh Mr Cairns,

While I would Love to go, The Funds just aren't going to be there... I'm Getting a Garage done & I just can't do it...... While I would love to Kick your a$$ AGAIN I'll just have to beat the crap outta Mister "I'm on the Front page of TB.com" D!ck Rezes...

Jim Rome aka Platehead ain't gettin no permission slip to go out twice in less than two months trust me

>>> This is Oh so True.........

I thought I'd try since he told me he wore the dress in the family.

>>>> It has a Flower pattern on it....Better than D!cks Moo Moo...

 

[Otto J]

Cant say i can make it this time either, Work and i am going to FLA soon also.Plus all the time i am taking to make my front page bio also,Just cant squeeze it in.
But Ill see you in may at the GS nats.
I dont believe Rich Rezes will be there though
You know that whole thing between him and His Uncle Ron

 

[JRSGN]

I dont believe Rich Rezes will be there though
You know that whole thing between him and His Uncle Ron

>>>> IT's UNKIE RON.....

PS: Good luck Chris.... Get them #'s...

 

[ChrisCairns]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wusses. Real men would simply buy the wing strap tickets for the flight. Much cheaper but you're slightly more fishy (battered) when you arrive.

I just made flight reservations (yes, we have snow here now) so I didn't wanna risk driving ....even though I had snow studs put into my slicks. My plan WAS to meet Shawn in Boise and drive down the rest of the way with him but if you've ever driven with him on clear roads you'd understand my apprehension at riding with him on snowy roads.

I may not go to the Nats this year. I had such a good time in Woodburn and Vegas this year that the Nats would be a downer I think. I'll use the $1000 travel money on something else....like hookers. My son Jack says he'll introduce me to one of his "possible" mothers. Perhaps I'll remember her.

Sorry neither of you can make it....we'll take some pics and NOT show 'em to you.

 

[LV GN]

Originally posted by ChrisCairns
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Wusses.

I may not go to the Nats this year.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! what kind of crap is that? i live for the nats. and if your not going. im having the whole event canceled.!!!!!

 

[Otto J]

Originally posted by LV GN
WHAT!!!!!!!!!! what kind of crap is that? i live for the nats. and if your not going. im having the whole event canceled.!!!!!

IM WITH LEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All your worried about is a $1000 bucks????

Cripe sake, you spent 3 time that on hookers in Vegas last month!!
Dont be Cheap and come hang out with oyur friends

It cost me almost $1000 to go to Vegas last month
You dont see me crying

 

[LV GN]

Originally posted by KLHAMMETT
IM WITH LEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dont see me crying

i did!

 

[Otto J]

Originally posted by LV GN
i did!

When was that?
When you couldnt have you car ready?

 

[idaho gn]

you all are a bunch of pussies

otto and jim for not comming to vegas

chris for being to scaredey cat to ride with an idaho guy

len for not driving it anyway


me for not bolwing it up like a man (pos 9x11)

 

[ChrisCairns]

Ok, Otto and Jim....I've decided Len can pay for your flight. Plus your wives. (Always include the permission slip writers.)

Len, just charge Shawn more on his tranny to cover the above's airfare. Shawn will pay, he's rich. (Plus his mashed potato only fills half his plate if you get my drift.)

**************

I booked a car. Managed to get a Yugo .... man that took some talking. Guess they didn't want to let the good one go. In fact the counterman, Jose Manualperogonzalez kept saying Yugonogo, Yugonogo. But I able to intimidate him by standing tall, all 4' 6" of me, and staring up directly into his nose hairs.

So I've got my dream race car now. I hope it'll pass tech at the tough Vegas track.....perhaps the tech guy won't notice the driver's door is missing. Hey, I know....I'll get Len to stand in front of the empty door space....that'll fill it....plus Len can hide the missing headlights and tail lights at the same time from the same spot.

 

[granatl]

Originally posted by ChrisCairns
I'll use the $1000 travel money on something else....like hookers. My son Jack says he'll introduce me to one of his "possible" mothers. Perhaps I'll remember her.

DAD! Please don't forget to bring my child support checks! I need one of those TA Perf aluminum blocks and a 2100 sq ft garage to put the car in!

 

[LV GN]

Originally posted by granatl
DAD! Please don't forget to bring my child support checks! I need one of those TA Perf aluminum blocks and a 2100 sq ft garage to put the car in!

yea dad me too!!

 

[ChrisCairns]

Dern kids. At least you now know you're brothers.

The checks were spent on your operations. You USED to be sisters.