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Pronto

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.
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Went to a new cruisenight the other night. It was small but it was the first one at that location so it was just a start. It's in a Target parking lot and the people running it had taped off a nice area for the participants. While they were raffling off the doorprizes I noticed a group of 4 teens (2 boys and 2 girls) looking at my car. That's fine, until one of the guys that was busy talking like he knew something put both his hands on my cowl and then was pointing to the turbo and yaking away. I walked away from the raffle and went down to crew. They had just left my car and were walking up so I went right up to the handsy one and told him, "For future reference you never put your hands on cars at a car show." His girl giggled and he smiled some but then I said, "Hey you wouldn't want me to grab your girls tit's would you?" He scowled and they went straight to their crappy Neon. Boneheads.
 
Those kinds of people pizz me off to:mad:

Nice comeback:D

Ty
 
Originally posted by Pronto
"Hey you wouldn't want me to grab your girls tit's would you?" He scowled and they went straight to their crappy Neon. Boneheads.

Got to remember that one!:D
 
Nice comeback. Next thing that would have gotten yanked would have been his empty head.

A kid spit on my TTA last summer at a light. I followed them as they tried to outrun me in a taurus. When they gave up I followed them into a church parking lot. They jumped out of the car and ripped their shirts off. I got out of the TTA and said gave them a choice. Either an apology from each one of them, or I beat the snot of all of them. They chose the apology and at 150 lbs soaking wet for each one of them, I'd say they saved a bundle on dental work. I sometimes wish they had chosen option "B".
 
thats a litmus test for whether or not someone is worth being called a human being


People like that generally lead worthless lives of littering, disrespect, and ignorance beyond the one act that night.

No question, they should be executed.
 
Originally posted by lieu910
Nice comeback. Next thing that would have gotten yanked would have been his empty head.

A kid spit on my TTA last summer at a light. I followed them as they tried to outrun me in a taurus. When they gave up I followed them into a church parking lot. They jumped out of the car and ripped their shirts off. I got out of the TTA and said gave them a choice. Either an apology from each one of them, or I beat the snot of all of them. They chose the apology and at 150 lbs soaking wet for each one of them, I'd say they saved a bundle on dental work. I sometimes wish they had chosen option "B".

That reminds me a bit of when I was with a friend one night in his custom 4x4... now this isn't a regular 4x4 - it is all hand fabricated... as in break it every weekend and fix it during the week with whatever spare metal/parts were at the shop. In other words, it wasn't a cherry ride :D

Well, we are out cruising one night, and these kids spray us with a paintball gun... this REALLY pisses my buddy off. He pulls a u turn and confronts them and they peel out to leave and as they pull past us the passenger throws a rock and busts out a window of ours... Now the chase ensues, and this little s-10 cannot out run us and ends up pulling into a car wash.

My buddy whips the truck around and floors it in reverse and "smash up derby's" their truck into the wall pulls forward and does it again... This little s-10 is now VERY un-driveable

The kids jump out and start screaming and cursing at him so he gets out and I follow (I figure we're about to throw down) and he runs over to the kid's truck and grabs his stereo and an amp laying in the back seat (hooked up and playing but not mounted) :eek:

We run back to our truck and haul ass out of there...


ah, the good ol days:D
 
Oh, I must also say...


That was a beautiful comeback:D

I will remember that one too:p

Vic
 
Originally posted by lieu910
Nice comeback. Next thing that would have gotten yanked would have been his empty head.

A kid spit on my TTA last summer at a light. I followed them as they tried to outrun me in a taurus. When they gave up I followed them into a church parking lot. They jumped out of the car and ripped their shirts off. I got out of the TTA and said gave them a choice. Either an apology from each one of them, or I beat the snot of all of them. They chose the apology and at 150 lbs soaking wet for each one of them, I'd say they saved a bundle on dental work. I sometimes wish they had chosen option "B".






Damn Lieuee, What you did is more dangerous than Street Racing...What if they had a Knife or even a Gun?:confused:

Peace Brotha' I'm just FN' with Ya'!

Don't even trade that Bad Ass GN for a '99Z.:cool:
 
Originally posted by AZ Vic
That reminds me a bit of when I was with a friend one night in his custom 4x4... now this isn't a regular 4x4 - it is all hand fabricated... as in break it every weekend and fix it during the week with whatever spare metal/parts were at the shop. In other words, it wasn't a cherry ride :D

Well, we are out cruising one night, and these kids spray us with a paintball gun... this REALLY pisses my buddy off. He pulls a u turn and confronts them and they peel out to leave and as they pull past us the passenger throws a rock and busts out a window of ours... Now the chase ensues, and this little s-10 cannot out run us and ends up pulling into a car wash.

My buddy whips the truck around and floors it in reverse and "smash up derby's" their truck into the wall pulls forward and does it again... This little s-10 is now VERY un-driveable

The kids jump out and start screaming and cursing at him so he gets out and I follow (I figure we're about to throw down) and he runs over to the kid's truck and grabs his stereo and an amp laying in the back seat (hooked up and playing but not mounted) :eek:

We run back to our truck and haul ass out of there...


ah, the good ol days:D



LOL!!! this just made my day
 
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