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Otto J

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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from his small block chevy motor when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his Z06 when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motor. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, changed the valves out, repaired any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
''Try doing it with the engine running."
 
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