turbojustin
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- Jan 8, 2003
While reading the April 25 Entertainment Weekly I came upon a rather interesting note. Please refer to page 14 if you would like to follow along. In a section entitled "Hot Sheet" E.W. lists entertainment tidbits that have occurred recently.
Number 5 is of utmost significance...
"SEAN PENN
Someone stole his 1987 Buick in broad daylight while he was eating lunch. Thankfully, his '79 Celica was safely parked at home."
Please, someone tell me that a '79 Celica is not the biggest piece of sh!t that I recall it as being. Please tell me that E.W. is comparing the Buick GN to a respectable car. Penn does not really own a '79 Celica, does he? I know it has been previously discussed that Penn is an ass, but put your views of him aside and tell me if my interpretation of this article is correct or not. I hope my sarcasm is unwarranted in this article.
Number 5 is of utmost significance...
"SEAN PENN
Someone stole his 1987 Buick in broad daylight while he was eating lunch. Thankfully, his '79 Celica was safely parked at home."
Please, someone tell me that a '79 Celica is not the biggest piece of sh!t that I recall it as being. Please tell me that E.W. is comparing the Buick GN to a respectable car. Penn does not really own a '79 Celica, does he? I know it has been previously discussed that Penn is an ass, but put your views of him aside and tell me if my interpretation of this article is correct or not. I hope my sarcasm is unwarranted in this article.