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hahaha If a women came with that big of an owners manual, shed be on the curb and the manual would be good for starting bon fires!!!
 
Like the Obamacare bill, you marry the woman then you find out what's in it. :o
 
Remember this one? :biggrin:
 

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And then the Genie said "You want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?"
 
WTF........:confused::confused:

If you shoot a mime. Do not use a silencer or his friends will hear you. :biggrin:

Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, You of all people I would have expected to know the rest of that one.

Guy was walking on the beach and found an old lamp. Rubbed it a little and out popped a genie (Kind of like Ty around a fine Ewe). Told the guy that Obama's taxes and fees had limited him to only one wish so make it a good one.

And the guy said "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I get seasick so I can't take the boat and I'm afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to hawaii so I can drive"

Genie says "Are you kidding me. The enviornmental permits, the goverment approvals, the affect on shipping traffic I can't do that make another wish!"

So he said "I've always wanted to understand women"

Genie says "You want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge"
 
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