Stole it off somewhere else, and thought I'd share it with you...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together. One
day, the two were playing together, when the horse fell into a bog, and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the farmer, to go get help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
the farmer's new BMW 7-Series. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's
life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with the aid
of the powerful car rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove
the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented - best buddies, best
pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he
too, began to sink, and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his thingy" and he would then
lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together. One
day, the two were playing together, when the horse fell into a bog, and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to
go get the farmer, to go get help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
the farmer's new BMW 7-Series. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's
life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny B'mer, and managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward, and with the aid
of the powerful car rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove
the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented - best buddies, best
pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he
too, began to sink, and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to "grab his thingy" and he would then
lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
