Joke of the year!

[scot w.]

While this lady was 'flying' down the road,
she passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked,
'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.
''Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet
wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass
hole?' he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him
behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs$45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.............. PRICELESS

 

[BLACK6PACK]

I was at a GTO bbq and told that joke. I didn't know the guy sitting next to me was a cop. Several of the guys did know he was a cop and were rolling on the ground laughing at the joke, me and the cops reaction! The cop took in well though! :biggrin: