It's done and back on the road, and so far not a drip. Thanks again for the help everyone!
I decided to be daring and I used the anerobic sealer on the side seals, too. I lightly painted them and put a dab on the very top of them, then inserted them into the cap, and then slid the cap into place. I then gooped up the pins with the anerobic and drove them into place. I did find (and use) the surface prep/accelerator and I painted the surfaces in the block with a q-tip, then gooped up the cap with the sealer and installed it. That anerobic is weird stuff, and expensive too... the tube of the sealant was $12, and the little spraycan of the prep/accelerant was $15! Still, it's the right stuff, GM calls it out in the shop manual.
So far, so good... I have about 20 minutes idle time and 20 miles on it so far and not a single sign of a leak. The new fel-pro silicone pan gasket is also dry as a bone. So, at the moment, I have a turbo 3.8 with NO oil leaks... is that possible?
I'm picking up another driver's side valve cover from the scrapyard tomorrow morning to put on the passenger side so I can run dual breathers. I don't want to run the chance of pressurizing the crankcase and blowing out seals.
The job was not without a casualty though... I crashed the sparkplug wireloom bracket (part of the EGR solenoid bracket) into the wiper motor and sliced a nice gash in the plastic cover for the wiper motor when I was jacking up the engine. TTA guys, take note so you don't do what I did, and either remove the cover on the wiper motor or loosen the EGR solenoid bracket at the rear of the DS valvecover.