LATEST ELECTRIC CAR INCENTIVES!

[TIMINATOR]

BIDEN PROPOSES ALL CHARGING STATIONS MUST OFFER DOUBLE S&H GREENSTAMPS WITH FULL CHARGE!
In a related stimulus news flash:
ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL RECIEVE A NEW ELECTRIC CAR, AND ALL HOMELESS SHELTERS WILL PROVIDE FREE CHARGING STATIONS!
In other news:
GAVIN NEWSOM PROPOSES REMOVING AIRCONDITIONING FROM ALL WORKING FAMILY DWELLINGS TO EASE THE LOAD ON UTILITIES.
HE FURTHER STATES THAT LESS THAN 9% OF CALIFORNIANS WILL BE AFFECTED.......
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[Mr. Michael]

Bwhahahaha. Thank you. I needed that.