No guys, it works!!
Seriously, I've got the magnets on my pipes and before I start 'er up I chant the "Hatha Bulep" while shaking the tin-god statuette and then I rap thrice on my head with the dried watermelon rhind.......and not only do I get 68 miles to the gallon (city), but the odometer rolls in reverse.
I used to have a friend who believed ANYTHING when we were teenagers. He'd tell me all about the things he'd heard lately and I would try to set him straight. One day years ago, he tells me what his friend, who drove an old- bone stock- Camaro, had just told him about the last time he'd taken it to the track. (which was probably never) My friend Troy says: 'Scott told me that he took his Camaro to the track this weekend and, after he left the line -about 30 feet out- one of his hubcaps came off and believe it or not--way down at the end of the track.......his hubcap finished before him!"