Please, keep your banana protected

[Captain Mark]

It's an old story, and unfortunately we know it all too well.

You're just minding your own business, maybe sitting in front of your desk at work, or standing on-line in the Post Office or maybe even pumping over priced gas into your new car and, of course, you've got your banana with you. Just then, somebody walks up and sits in your lap or gives you a playful kick in the pants and now . . . your banana is mashed!

"AwwDammitt! I was about to eat that"

Well, worry no more friends. Those troublesome days are over:

http://www.bananaguard.com/

 

[cwelk87gn]

Where were those when I was single and at a bar on Saturday night? I could have picked up lots-o-ladies with the banana guard in my pocket! I can't tell you how many times I went home alone because I met a girl and right when I thought I was about to hook up....my 'nanner was smashed.

 

[wlaukaitis]

5 for $19.99!!! I can have one for each workday, would probably make a great gift too!

 

[Captain Mark]

I noticed they have a glow in the dark banana guard. that way I can find my banana at night.

 

[Vector]

Finally someone has addresses this serious issue of banana security. I can't tell you how many times my day has been disrupted because I have had close calls with my banana.
One more issue needs to be addressed - I was recently discussing this with my friends - where can I get an electric dog polisher?
Please don't take these issues <sniker> lightly!
Maybe we should lobby the Federal Government for funding so further, more indepth study, can be conducted.

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by Vector
Finally someone has addresses this serious issue of banana security. I can't tell you how many times my day has been disrupted because I have had close calls with my banana.

I hear you brother. We've all been there.

 

[Jimn8or]

I found this tool's Cousin's product in a previous post
http://www.bumpernuts.com/
What in THE HELL is this world coming to?

 

[DCEPTCN]

WTF and WTF?

Banana Guard?
Bumpernuts?

This is nucking futs.

 

[Reaper]

dont be a fool wrap your tool!

 

[wiked87gn]

I need a custom one made, hmmm lets say about 15 inches long i wonder if they charge more for that.

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by wiked87gn
I need a custom one made, hmmm lets say about 15 inches long i wonder if they charge more for that.

YEah....whatever dude!

 

[DCEPTCN]

I need a custom one made. Hmmm, let's say 2.5 inches. Do you think they'd charge me less for that?

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by DCEPTCN
I need a custom one made. Hmmm, let's say 2.5 inches. Do you think they'd charge me less for that?

Finally, an honest man speaks up.

 

[DCEPTCN]

Originally posted by Captain Mark
Finally, an honest man speaks up.

I was actually only bluffing. You can't really see it with the naked eye. (My banana, that is ) That's why I compensate by driving a big-a$$ Buick.

 

[Pronto]

I would sure hate to break mine bending it to fit in the guard. I think I'll risk going guardless...

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by Pronto
I would sure hate to break mine bending it to fit in the guard. I think I'll risk going guardless...

That's taking a bold stance sir. I admire your bravery.

 

[DCEPTCN]

Alright, when the Bumpernuts link was posted I got a laugh out of it and my wife said that it was disgusting.


.....well, Sunday we were heading east on I-40 in Albuquerque when I almost jerked the wheel into the other lane because my wife scared the heck outta me when she screamed, 'He's got those balls!!'...and, sure enough, somebody had them hanging off the back of their Ram. WTF

 

[2quiktocare]

Wrong banana, sorry!

 

[2QUIK6]

Them there Bumper nuts are a common scene down here in Texas, all the rednecks have 'em in theyr trucks.

And Mark, do you have a lot of extra time on your hands to be finding such things on the internet?