Questions of the decade

[~JM~]

I just bought my first Grand National yesterday. I want to go twin turbo. Can someone tell me where I can get a kit?

eBay!

 

[Nigel]

My elderly neighbor asked my computer whiz kid for some help with her computer. He was happy to oblige.

She then asked him "How do I download the internet?"

Oooh, they have the internet on computers now!

 

[KC87]

1- If you got on a busload of queers would you get off?

2- Why did scanmaster put "retard" on their unit instead of mentally challenged?

 

[Jerryl]

My car is stock and want to keep up with some of the newer Mustangs and plan to run high boost on my car.
I read for hours about scan tools, but, do I really need one?

 

[Jerryl]

I have owned my car for 8 years and wondering how I figure out what my fuel pressure is?

 

[V6sleeper]

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?