A woman went into a bar in Waco Texas, and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots
on that she had ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about
men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is little lady. Why don't
you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night
with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 dollar bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, ah sure do thank ya ma'am. Ah'm real
flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
'Don't flatter yourself. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots
on that she had ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about
men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is little lady. Why don't
you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night
with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 dollar bill.
Blushing, he said, 'Well, ah sure do thank ya ma'am. Ah'm real
flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'
'Don't flatter yourself. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit!'
