Top 10 ways to tel someone their zipper is down.

[my1stgn]

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building..

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

He is a funny man! Always liked the way he puts on a showing

BW

 

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Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down...by David Letterman


3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

My dad laughed for 5 minutes at this one. We're Italian and he has always refered to pants as Pantalones.

Mikey

P.S. Semper Fi

 

["Turbo-T"]

In school we used to refer to it as "your barn door is open" or "your horses are escaping". But that was a while ago.

 

[Pronto]

I think the old "Your flying low" works.

 

[gnxtc2]

Mr. Happy is trying to get out.

Billy T.
gnxtc2@aol.com