V Vector New Member Joined Apr 30, 2003 Jan 6, 2005 #1 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20050106/ap_on_fe_st/wacky_warnings
V Vendor Defendor Out the window Joined Nov 25, 2002 Jan 6, 2005 #2 You can find a lot of stuff like that on http://broken.typepad.com/
D dhjenkins New Member Joined Nov 16, 2004 Jan 6, 2005 #3 My favorite is still "Do not use while sleeping" on a hair dryer label...