Little6pack
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You work on your car when there's nothing wrong with it.
Any others??
Any others??
You might be a Redneck if.....
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you mow your grass and find a junk car
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... you think the last four words of the national anthem is "Gentelmen, start your engines"
...you go to a dance, some one yells 'its a hoe-down' and your girlfriend hits the gound.
...you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants
....if you buy your wife ear-rings for christmas that double as fishing lours (sp?)
...you have used a weed-eater indoors
...your belt buckle is bigger then your fist
...its takes you a full tank of gas to get to the post office
...your beer can collection is a town attraction
i know more, i just cant think of them
...you go to a dance, some one yells 'its a hoe-down' and your girlfriend hits the gound.
...you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants
....if you buy your wife ear-rings for christmas that double as fishing lours (sp?)
...you have used a weed-eater indoors
...your belt buckle is bigger then your fist
...its takes you a full tank of gas to get to the post office
...your beer can collection is a town attraction
i know more, i just cant think of them
Little6pack
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You pay $1200 a year to store $300 worth of stuff
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My buick has been jump started with a tractor, am i a redneck? Seriously.
Originally posted by littlesixsteve
You pay $1200 a year to store $300 worth of stuff
Man, thats damn near every one of my friends!
How about this one: My best friends brother painted his El Camino just like Jeff Gordons race car. But he did it with a roller. In his driveway. At night. While he was drunk. He did this 3 years ago, and STILL DRIVES IT EVERY DAY!!! No one believes me, so I show it to them. Redneck? Oh yeah.
You might be a redneck.......if the inscription on your headstone for your last words were "ya'll watch eeyus". For you non rednecks "eeyus" is the proper pronunciation of the word "this" here in the south .
....if youve got $1500 worth of thornbird mud tires on a ~$300 truck.
....if that same "truck" was once a passenger car that is now mounted on a 4x4 truck chassis.
....if duct tape is a perfectly good substitute for quality body damage repair in your opinion on that same truck.
....if you drive 55mph on the interstate...in the left lane...for ~75 miles....with your left blinker on the whole time (NC seems to be the worst at that
).
.....if you have a bumper sticker that says "women love me and deer/bass/beer (pick one) fear me"
....if the word "daaaaaaaaaang" is a part of your vocabulary.
....if you know how to install air shocks and traction bars in the dark, while in a gravel driveway, using the factory supplied bumper jack, and using only the cheapy import tool "kit" you bought on sale at walmart just for the occassion.
Heres one from us folks in the south to the non rednecks... How do you know if the pedestrian that was just ran down by a pick up was a local or not? There will be skid marks if it was a local
.....if youve got $1500 worth of thornbird mud tires on a ~$300 truck.
....if that same "truck" was once a passenger car that is now mounted on a 4x4 truck chassis.
....if duct tape is a perfectly good substitute for quality body damage repair in your opinion on that same truck.
....if you drive 55mph on the interstate...in the left lane...for ~75 miles....with your left blinker on the whole time (NC seems to be the worst at that
)......if you have a bumper sticker that says "women love me and deer/bass/beer (pick one) fear me"
....if the word "daaaaaaaaaang" is a part of your vocabulary.
....if you know how to install air shocks and traction bars in the dark, while in a gravel driveway, using the factory supplied bumper jack, and using only the cheapy import tool "kit" you bought on sale at walmart just for the occassion.
Heres one from us folks in the south to the non rednecks... How do you know if the pedestrian that was just ran down by a pick up was a local or not? There will be skid marks if it was a local
Plowboy72:
My wife? OK;
My dog? Maybe;
Just don't ask to borrow my tools!
Vendor Defender:
If your belt buckle is bigger than your fist, does that make you a redneck or a cowboy? (A serious question.)
I know that in Wyoming - the cowboy state - it will take you a full tank of gas to get to the post office, general store, or just about anywhere.
My wife? OK;
My dog? Maybe;
Just don't ask to borrow my tools!
Vendor Defender:
If your belt buckle is bigger than your fist, does that make you a redneck or a cowboy? (A serious question.)
I know that in Wyoming - the cowboy state - it will take you a full tank of gas to get to the post office, general store, or just about anywhere.
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