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Little6pack

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As you can tell I REALLY HATE MASSACHUSETTS MORE THAN NC. :D


A WIFE FROM MASSACHUSETTS

Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from MASSACHUSETTS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
 
I know a couple of MASSACHUSETTS wives that would kick your teeth out .. dammm..sorry .. Just remembered NH people have no teeth :eek: nevermind :p
 
well they did invent the "toothbrush" :eek: :p

Oh Massachusetts does suck donkey balls !!
 
A haunting ring of truth in that: my ex wife is from Southbridge, and God help the fool that asked her to do anything!
 
Hahahaha!!

So true!! My wife is a white girl from Lowell!







(sorry...I've got to go switch the laundry)
 
Are you sure its a woman?

Yes you may be recovering. but I guarantee that the person represented Missouri or Michigan is probably female. Cant say that I am sure about the "woman" from MA.:confused: Especially considering their recent legistaltive actions. Masshol**, cant beat em.

Buy American, always.
 
New from Mattel: Massachusetts Barbie:
 

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Guess I got lucky. My wife cleans the house and does the laundry. I do the outside work and dishes. We have never had an argument about our chores, spending money on clothes and craft stuff is another matter.
 
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