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Two men were driving through Chicago when they got pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK, he cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Chicago, son." the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Chicago you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license. He's clean and gives the guy his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!'"
The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK, he cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Chicago, son." the cop answered. "When we pull you over in Chicago you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license. He's clean and gives the guy his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that ******* would've tried that **** with me!'"
