Chuck Norris facts.

[Anarchy]

well i went to walmart yesterday and saw a t shirt with this on the front i had to buy it. its said '' Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.'' man are there other funny chuck norris phrases out there. cuz this is to funny.

 

[whitecobra98]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com......be prepared to laugh

 

[Anarchy]

that was to funny... i wonder what chuck norris grand national would be like... great stuff man...

 

[chadly]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com......be prepared to laugh

Chuck Norris Facts |

Some of those are too funny.:biggrin:

 

[Anarchy]

''fn'' funny man.. who make this stuff up...

 

[chadly]

I have to post this one.

Its ‘scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

 

[Anarchy]

i like this one i gotta post it.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

 

[Anarchy]

another funny one.... chuck norris makes water wet..

 

[turbo39151]

Saw a car with the side smashed in the other day... On the window it said "Chuck Norris was here"

Chuck is the man.

 

[Anarchy]

lol good one... who comes up with this chuck norris jokes.

 

["Turbo-T"]

Chuck Norris has a 3rd fist under his beard....

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down....

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.....

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch because he decides what time it is....

 

[Anarchy]

holy **** im laughing at my desk... those are great...

 

[DailyDrifter]

He can also unscramble an egg

 

[Anarchy]

hes a god...lmao...

 

[INEEDAGN]

Chuck Norris can win a tennis match against a brick wall.

 

[WeSS]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sweats Dos Equis after drinking beer and is the most interesting man in the world. Not that goof that they use in the commercials now lol

 

[benoitthegr8]

Chuck Norris has never had a need for a gun, guns need to fire Chuck Norris....

 

[Anarchy]

aw man chuck norris is the man...

 

[WH1_T-Type]

When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris PJ's.

When the Boogey Man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I don't know if those are on those links..I just remember them from a few years back.

 

[Anarchy]

yea they are but they are funny as hell..