Death Predictor

[psycho6cyl]

At age 64 I will be in a small raft that goes down. I will drown in my friends pool..... No more inflatable arm for me!!!!

 

[Turbo T-type]

Nice!!

patrick: At age 28 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

 

[vader87]

Chris: At age 69 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

Heike: At age 67 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

 

[usetaboost]

At age 32 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines
Party like a rockstar :biggrin:

 

[TUFNUF 6]

Cool!
"Moose" Knight: At age 83 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
I always did like feeding wild animals.

 

[Black-Jacket]

Jehremy: At age 51 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

 

[KEVINS]

Britney Spears: At age 108 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.


ks

 

[jrs86gn]

glenn: At age 53 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


I dont like monkeys any more

 

[SLZ]

Hmmm.......

Steve Zalimas: At age 70 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

I like peanut butter but bananas on a sandwich??? Maybe its another warning to watch the chlorestrol........

 

[Underboost]

Oh' boy I can hardly wait.

Brent: At age 79 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

 

[6APPEAL]

John: At age 65 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I guess I should give up cycling :tongue:
John

 

[no-nos]

wow , this is what i was told

carlos: At age 64 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

a gallon of lotion?? WTF? hay 6 i guess we must have died while doing something together:biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[wolfmann442]

Damn ..


wolfmann 442: At age 50 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

 

[INTERCOOLED]

Chad: At age 79, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.



Sounds about right.

 

[SlickTR]

Holy Crap! I'm not going rafting in my buddies pool at all next year:biggrin:

Robert: At age 26 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

 

[1000MileStylez]

Gabriel Lomagno: At age 68 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines