Decoding GN E-Bay Lingo

[Little6pack]

Anybody have some to add?

Claim: This is one of the nicest GN's I have owned
Actual: This is the only GN I have owned.

Claim:I am listing this car for Friend/neighbor/uncle
Actual: It is really my car but I don't want you coming after me when you discover it is a clone.

Claim: this car is unbelievably powerful
Actual: This car is stronger than my 1999 Vtec Honda Lawn mower
( anything is more powerful than a HONDA)

Claim: This GN draws a crowd at every cruise night
Actual: This Car draws people asking what did you do to your Monte SS


Claim: Will not take much to bring to show quality.
Actual: $15k is not much

 

[Rogue Leader]

Claim: BUICK GRAND NATIONAL LOOKY LOOKY
Actual: THIS AUCTION IS FOR ONE VALVESTEM CAP.

 

[Little6pack]

Claim: BUICK GRAND NATIONAL LOOKY LOOKY
Actual: THIS AUCTION IS FOR ONE VALVESTEM CAP.




I was waiting for this one ..

Come on guys some more

 

[Vendor Defendor]

Originally posted by Rogue Leader
Claim: BUICK GRAND NATIONAL LOOKY LOOKY
Actual: THIS AUCTION IS FOR ONE VALVESTEM CAP.

LMAO

 

[StageII86]

CLAIM: This beauty is bone stock and has enough muscle to blow anything off the road...
ACTUAL: ...as long as it doesn't say "Viper, Supra, SS, Z06, WS6, E55, or Cobra."

 

[Pronto]

Claim: Never raced
Actual: Flogged everyweekend until the head gaskets blew at 28psi on 93 octain.

 

[FlyinGN]

Claim: Rare Baldwin-Motion Grand National, one of one made.

Actual: one of none made.

 

[dhauser]

Claim: Yenko GN---Super Rare!
Actual: Yep, I can use a phone and automotive adhesive, too!

 

[BlackBuick84]

Claim: The body is in great shape
Actual: Isnt bondo great? Ahahaha!!