My guess is that Professor Plum did it in the parlor with the candlestick
But I have to sort of laugh at the chain of events.
They almost sound comedic.
Poor wife tries to do nice - takes car.
Now - I can't relate since, being non-married, no one drives my cars - and no one touches them - even with a micro fiber towel.
But we've eliminated the detail shop.
And we think we've eliminated the wife. - Well, not officially, since I think she is still quite alive - unless this really does turn into a broken crank.
So the car gets towed.
Towed - home - of course - right?
Nope - to "some transmission shop" - which is always the knee slapper.
I pray it is not - "Beep Beep MCO"?
Now Professor Plum at the Transmission shop - who of course knows all about "deese der Grand Montes" - drops the inspection cover and diagnoses you for a broken crank.
Me - I do believe I'd like my car in my garage so I could see for myself where all that reddish fluid is coming from.
It'll probably turn out to be a loose trans cooler line. And the trans shops guy's head was the one wobbling.
But ain't it always somethin'?
I only changed radio stations and I blew a head gasket?
Why did that happen?
And - is it related?