Turbo Indian
worlds quickest 6cyl bird
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- Sep 25, 2003
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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed, Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a Buick.
Amen
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed, Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a Buick.
Amen
