Find Inner Peace

[KEVINS]

As we start summer we all could use a little calm. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't

finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and
WildTurkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of
Oreo's.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

 

[kh440]

 

[wlaukaitis]

Hmm,

I would think one would die becasue those are all sedatives.

But I guess as long as you feel well.