"Funniest thing someone has said about your car?"

[87grandnational]

Well i originaly read the thread on Honda-tech.com thought i would post something similar here...

heres the thread

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=948083

its 13 pages of GREAT laughs. you can read it. or just post what someone has said about your car.

This is mine.

"why you driving a v6 buick? put a 454 in that sucka" 35ish y/o male driving a camaro i-roc z

"I'll smoke this granny car" - Stupid Ricer in a Honda

"Get that pos buick off the tracks!" - Someone in the crowd. They didnt say **** after i ran a 11.59 @ 120mph

"Nice monte carlo!" - some black dude in a Pymp'd out caprice

Share your expirences!

 

[Nashty]

Is that a Honda Civic?
That's retarded.
Sick.
Insane.
Why?
How'd you get a small block to fit in there?
What's it run? 12's? (Meant as a compliment)
You must have an insanely long Johnson to drive such an anti-extension type of car. (When I was at the Playboy mansion.)

 

[ChrisCairns]

"How did the heel prints get in the headliner?"

 

[no-nos]

should'nt you put that thing to rest! ( he was quite after i left him 4 cars back, stupid mustang,

is'nt that a super sport?

i got a nice v-8 you could drop in that

 

[87grandnational]

lmao great guys! keep em comming!!

 

[77tech9]

Hey, do you have the stage 2 turbo kit for that thing?

Umm, ya...

Do you wanna sell it?

Sure, i'll take 12..

1200?

no, 12k...

 

[wagon]

A friend of mine once told me that he had a nice SBC I could throw in if I wanted the car to really move. I told him, "Great! Throw it in the trunk. I need traction."

 

[XLR8]

Why would someone bring a big old car to the track ... before I ran a 12.4 to his 15.9.

You should put in a V-8 so you can go fast.

 

[boostingbuick]

"what you got in dat thang a fo foety?"

Speaking of the GN

 

[scottyb]

It wasn't what was said. It was the look of horror.

I came across a friend's sister at the store last week (in the parking lot). I hadn't seen her in years. Their dad had worked for VW/Audi/Porsche back in the day and the whole family is into VW's. The look she gave my car was priceless. I mean it was like I was driving a hearse or the biggest hunk of **** she had ever seen. I laughed out loud at her look. She was confused about my reaction. During our whole convo, she just kept looking in disgust. If I hadn't been in a hurry, I would have given her "the ride".

 

[VernLee]

Hey, is that one of them internationals,
yep, thats what it is.

 

[Turbo-Archie]

"You can't run a trans brake with that column shift" ~Fellow Buick guy but he drives a rustang so ......

 

[Boston GN]

Just had one last night that was funny. I'm walking out of the bar and I parked right in front. There's a girl staring at my car.
Girl: Is this your car?
Me: yes
Girl: wow, I just had a moment

Not sure what "kind" of moment she had but it was funny nonetheless

 

[Buick From Hell]

Several years ago, when my buick was going for the record of "most unreliable car on the planet", I come out of a grocery store to find some guy standing behind my car "admiring" it.

"Your car?" he asks.
"yup"
"84?"
"yup"
"I had an '84 Grand National. Had so many problems with it I got rid of the POS."
"Bet I've had more problems than you did!"
"No f***ing way".....

We had a 15 minute discussion debating who had the "worst" Buick. THAT was pretty funny.

BTW, I won. (or lost, depending on your point of view!)

 

[topfuel]

Wanna sell it?

That always makes me chuckle.
Ummm....no, but thanks for asking.

 

[DCEPTCN]

I once had a 15 or so year old kid riding his BMX ask me how much I'd sell my Monte for. I laughed 'til I cried...

Another time, someone overheard a discussion I was having about how I'm confident about being capable of mid-12's and jumped right in (like he was the friggin' authority on the subject) and announced, 'Uh uh, you'd be lucky to see 16's in one of those.' It should have been funny, but I wanted to slap the bejeezus out of the clown.

 

[87grandnational]

just rememberd some of mine...


*guy stares at the white BUICK across the back glass* "is that thing a buick?" I said "Nope its a monte carlo"

Vette guy SS?

ME:Nope WE2

corvette guy:WE2?

Me: Means I have a 6 cylindar that will smoke your corvette.

Him: Wanna run em?

Me: How much i dont do charity work.

He shut up and left after that

 

[Drac0nic]

Originally posted by DCEPTCN
Another time, someone overheard a discussion I was having about how I'm confident about being capable of mid-12's and jumped right in (like he was the friggin' authority on the subject) and announced, 'Uh uh, you'd be lucky to see 16's in one of those.' It should have been funny, but I wanted to slap the bejeezus out of the clown.

Ask him what he runs, I smell the potential to make money here

 

[gofstbuick]

I'm bringing the GN to a car show this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear it all this weekend.

 

[INEEDAGN]

That a monte?

Nope. Buick Grand National

What's the difference between this and a regular Monte?

THE WHOLE F*CKING CAR, RETARD!!!!!